Wednesday, 9 March 2011

Nipple tassles

Hi there, remember me? Sorry, I've been overworked and out too much of late. How are you?

I have a date on tonight with a girl who is way above my league.  She's a writer, model (more Maxim etc than Chanel) and is also a Burlesque dancer. She's a year younger than me, and I have to say that I'm very much looking forward to it.

I started chatting to her on facebook because her status updates were actually well observed, humorous quips rather than moronic postings about sandwiches or Charlie Sheen. Yes of course the main draw were her looks, but the fact she had a sarcastic humour made her instantly more attractive. I have to be honest though, having seen pictures of her in private jets I'm not convinced that I'm the sort of guy she'd normally go for, but we'll see.

We're going to go out in Soho, starting with espresso martinis (she has a coffee obsession and has never had one so it was an obvious choice) and then possibly leading on to going to The Box, a new place that inherits a rich history, being as it sits in a building smack bang in the middle of the red light district.

Wish me luck.

4 comments:

  1. Just the three of us9 March 2011 at 14:34

    Keep us posted and good luck for tonight. You have a small following of 3 girls aged 24 to 27 here, new to London and lacking serious debauchery in our lives. So the appeal of vicariously living through your experiences is very alluring....lol

    Sounds as though you have certainly hit the jackpot tonight... don't approach your date with the view that she is out of your league... even though she sounds absolutely stunning! If it goes that far... you don't want to experience any performance issues....Lol
    You must read a book called the Game by Neil Strauss!!!!!

    Have fun!!!!!!
    from: Lascivious Minx, Scarlett L and Insatiable Vixen.

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  2. Haha, well I must say when I decided to write this I didn't anticipate corresponding with a collective readership going by the monikers that you do. I graciously doff my hat to all three of you x

    Three mischievous girls in London? I can't see the three of you struggling to find mischief, in fact, I only hope that we bump into each other in a bar at some point. Until then though, I'm glad to count you as followers x

    Ah yes, The Game....I'm interested to read it, but at the same time I don't like what it stands for at all. NLP and cold reading I find hugely interesting which are basically the untutored foundations of The Game though so maybe I will at some point.

    Don't worry though, the only way any 'out of my league' thinking will manifest itself is that I may not be as forward as I'd normally be. She knows she's hot, and she doesn't need another guy acting in exactly the same way as all the others. And don't worry, if things do go well there's no fear of any impaired performance issues ;)

    See you round girls,

    Unremarkable x

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  3. Scarlet L here.... Well it is not that we actively seek mischief, it seeks us!

    You have a much wider following than you think at UCL! So continue with your postings!!!

    Once my post grad studies are over, I will definitely start my own blog... I am feeling inspired.

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  4. Do it Scarlett, it's a cathartic thing.

    Oh, and if you and your coven want a private reading, you need only ask of course ;)

    Have a good mischievous weekend xx

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