I'm sat bored at work - facebook has been refreshed numerous times in the past ten minutes with no new messages, so I'll have a little ramble here...
Today I am savagely hungover. I went to a VICE party last night (which will tell some of you what sort of a night it was I'm sure) I got to bed by about 2am though so not too bad, but I was mainlining gin and vodka from the free bar like it was going out of fashion.
VICE were throwing a party for Lacoste so it was a particularly attractive crowd. I go to less of these sort of parties than I used to, but when I do I keep on bumping into Jameela Jamil off the telly. We don't know each other at all, but we now act like we kind of do. More than a nod of acknowledgement, but not familiar enough to kiss on the cheek, we greet each other with just a "Hey, how you doing?". I first met her at another fashion party in Dalston Superstore, I don't watch TV much and never T4 so at the time I she was just a random girl at a party. I was stood at the bar trying to get served and noticed I was standing next to a really hot girl. I rarely start chatting up a girl at a bar, but I initiated conversation with her. I think it was probably refreshing for her that I had absolutely no idea who she was and talked to her on that level. Someone like her probably either gets mindless attention from people who want to say hi simply because she's famous, or a lot of people respectfully paying her no attention beyond staring for too long. We talked for about 5-10 minutes about nothing in particular and then pleasantries whenever we saw each other for the rest of the night.
I find it amusing how we've somehow got into this social dance now. Total strangers, and me not making any more moves to talk because I don't want to be another guy who feels that just because she's on TV I should intrude on her night. But then maybe I should. Thinking about it she's probably paid to make an appearance, she doesn't seem to be with friends when I do see her. You often hear how guys don't approach really good looking/famous women. Maybe I should be that guy!
Anyway, I have no dates this weekend which is a shame as I am particularly horny at the moment, with my hangover hangover dousing the flames of arousal. I came last night, and again this morning when I woke up. What I'd give for a slow oily handjob right now.
Actually I'll be available to interview any applicants all weekend, please send a covering letter together with a picture and your sexual CV if you're interested in the position. I admit I don't pay well but there are numerous perks that come with the role. Especially if you take pride in your work.
Yours unremarkably,
x
